life changing? perhaps. week changing? uh, yesh.

i have been challenged to a duel:
how healthy can you possibly be this week?
and let me tell you, i plan on being disgustingly healthy. it might be outrageous. this being the first morning of the first week of the being healthiest fucking person i can be, this is why im posting.

at the end of this week, i want people to HATE me for being so healthy.

my strategy?
1. NO cigarettes. this will be tought, and i've been trying to quit, but i keep rewarding myself for doing so well at quitting by having a cigarette. like i deserved it or something. welllll, not this week. sorry smokey, not this week. is it strange that as i'm typing this "have a cigar"-pink floyd, just came on on pandora? coincidence? no. temptation of the junkfood devil? yes.
2. Eat Healthier. This means more fruits and veggies (which wont be hard because believe it or not, those are 2 of my favorite food groups) less storebought meals, and since i know that i simply cannot resist the nightly midnight snack, i will make it at least a semi-healthy one. (banana de peanut butter a la chocolate chips, anyone?)
3. Drink Healthier. dear mountain dew, you know that meeting we had scheduled for this week?, yeah, im sorry, im going to have to cancel.
4. Excersmash. thats right. some, everyday. including today. and tomorrow. and those other 5 days that im going to want to say "i'll do it tomorrow". maybe i'll gain some killer abs or something that will make it worth it.

anybody else in?